Wow. You’ve seen super slow-mo footage of this YouTube video and that’s what why you believe it? Perhaps a simple lesson in physics would help a little more. No matter how quickly you move your feet, you will sink immediately. Greater surface area is what you need—ya know, like snow shoes? He actually believes running at the water at an angle versus straight in will help? Another reason why I fear for the world’s future because this guy is supposed to be informing me.

I’d send you an e-mail but you’re probably already fired for being a significant detriment to society.

Kudos on the viral campaign, though.